I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
A+ Viking dick
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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