how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm bleeding and have questions
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