Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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