i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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