found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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