R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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