It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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