this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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