she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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