I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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