I accidentally burped into my bong.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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