Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I think i got beer on your cat.
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