btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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