I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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