I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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