Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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