im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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