just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Randomize
