I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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