tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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