now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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