Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.