Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.

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(804): View more from Virginia

why weren't you at the audition last night?

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booty call before role call

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(330): View more from Ohio

beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it

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Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
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(607): View more from New York

I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going

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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.

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Drunk, high, hungover?

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...I wish I had an excuse.

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