At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive