Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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