apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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