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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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