How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Randomize