I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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