Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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