...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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