You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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