3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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