I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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