The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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