someone get that fucking seahorse.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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