hotel room ftw
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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