Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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