who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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