scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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