buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We had sex on a dog bed..
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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