I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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