doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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