I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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