I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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