This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
only if we run a train.
done.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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