Me too!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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