So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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