We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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