I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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