Im at strip club and am horny
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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