pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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